A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT... Gone wrong?

The Hypothesis:

This blog will exist primarily to amuse myself and no one else.

(I do feel that as hypotheses go, this is a pretty safe bet)

The Introduction:

I guess I always thought that if were to start a blog, I would first need to have some thing to blog about. Hmmm... Then I thought: "Your a scientist, where's the existing evidence that supports this theory?!"

Giving myself a mental pat on the head (aww), I decided, what the hell... and here I am.

*crickets*

The Procedure:

1. Type insightful, witty words.
2. No one reads them
3. Repeat Steps 1 and 2

The Conclusion:

Man, already?